I am aware that the promised update is not up yet, but I must exonerate the bookworm immediately.
On Thursday, my sweet six year old told her aunt a joke she supposedly was told by her sister:
Why did the pig follow the chicken across the road?
answer? HE WANTED SEX
I was furious. How could my angelic seeming Bookworm tell her little sis such a dirty joke? Where did she hear it? I could not WAIT to get her home from Grandma's house to castigate her. HOW DARE SHE right?
After much confusion and righteous indignation, I finally got the real joke out of her.
Why did the chicken follow the piggyBANK across the road?
the real answer?
He wanted CENTS