A large spherical object appeared in my peripheral vision which on closer inspection proved to be one of Pamela Anderson's breasts.
I received a refill of champagne just as Elton clambered on to the stage to belt out "Rocket Man" and afterwards I shook his hand.
It was at about this point that I realised that in all the excitement I had completely forgotten the reason I came: to network and try to get an acting gig in Hollywood.
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Hey! Where'd ya go?
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